boulderdash n: a road game played by California drivers during the wet season <Penelope called her friend to tell her about the ~ that was already underway along Pacific Coast Highway.> -more-

 

 

So... here's a glimpse of what the future holds, here at The LaLa Times. We'll be rolling out our new site in stages, so bear with us and do check back to see it take shape as we add features. We'll be looking for your suggestions in making the site more interactive with our readers. -- Satirically yours, George Wolfe, Editor

 

 
 

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Michael Jackson to Build
Amusement Park Near Prison

Buddha's Gym:
Becoming One With Any Body

Bush Declares California
"Disaster Area—In General"

Tongue Tattoos: New Fad

Lakers Sign Fetus

Beverly Hills Morgue
Offers Herbal Body Wraps

The Flypoet Spoken Word & Music Showcase. A great line-up of performance artists on Thursday, April 7th at the Conga Room...

Tiki Drive-In. Take a lover or a group out for a quintessential California experience...

Museum of Juraissic Technology. If you haven't yet seen this quirky little gem in Culver City, rush on down...

 

 

Democrats To Grow Presidential Candidate From Stem Cell

Dems take steps to create perfect candidate for 2008. Says one SoCal scientist: "He'll be a formidable individual with conviction —— and a real spine!"...
 

Massive Mudslide Severs
Malibu Peninsula

Winter rains cause epic slide, severing Point Dume from the mainland and creating a new offshore island. Peninsula residents admit they like the privacy...
 

California Courts Won't Bar KKK from Adopt-a-Highway Program

Alleging discrimination, and vowing to make good on their promises, Klan members swear they’ll collect more white trash than any other organization...

Human Billboards Are a Hit

Tattoo advertising is starting to pay off. Andrew Fischer was paid $37,375 by Westlake, Ca.-based business, SnoreStop, to put a temporary tattoo on his forehead for a month. Other companies, such as Canada's TatAd.com, are jumping on the bandwagon and acting as a middleman between companies with logos to sport and willing individuals...
               

Schiele's Self Portrait Standing (1918)] lnd so's Blankity Blank on the right.

 
 
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Hot New Screenwriter Chokes on Cigar, Dies

A screenwriter who just sold a spec script for upper six-figure amount, was celebrating with a studio producer when he accidentally...

 

4 Out of 5 Californians Can't Name A Damn Thing About Oregon

Californians suveyed in this month's journal, Where In The Hell?, revealed that they know virtually nothing about our immediate neighbors to the north. Asked who the "King of Oregon" was, an overwhelming number of respondants said...

 

Swank's Nose Breaks Records

The bloodied cotton swabs shoved up Hilary Swank's nose to fix her character's broken nose during a boxing match in Million Dollar Baby were sold on eBay for $7,500 each and will be on display at the new Celebrity Junk Museum at...

 

Do your HorrorScope for today!

Find out if you're really just not meant to be out on the roadways today, or if your sign's auspicious numbers say that it's a good or bad day to pitch that idea you've been guarding...