Aries    March 21 — April 19
The question for you is: Is the glass half full, or is it a mug? You could sabotage yourself if you shoot yourself in the foot or cut off your nose to spite your face. Go with the heart and come with the head.  Make up your mind: Are you coming or going?  An African-American man will figure prominently in your life in the coming year.

Taurus    April 20 — May 20
Now is the winter of your discontent; soon is the spring of your recovery.  Don’t get yourself down— there’s enough downside going around; but don’t be naively optimistic either (that’s really annoying).  Just remember that when the rain stops, your blurry vision will clear.

Gemini    May 21 — June 21
It’s time to stop thinking and to start doing.  Think about it.  Don’t foreclose, just go shopping for more clothes. A gain or loss is possible now. Pressures at home, on the freeway, or in the groin may cause you stress.

Cancer    June 22 — July 22
The night is darker just before the bottom.  It’s a good time to carry a flashlight.  If your mate is a bit preoccupied today, playing with sharp objects ought to get their full attention.  Apply this model in all situations (but not always quite so literally).

Leo    July 23 — August 22
You’re almost over the hump, enabling you to glimpse the next hump.  Some much-needed extra money could come your way soon, but to get it you’ll have to be fully accountable to yourself.  Good luck with that. It’s time to adopt an attitude or a child. Choose carefully. An African-American man will figure prominently in your life in the coming year.

Virgo    August 23 — September 22
Get plenty of sleep — you’ll need it soon enough. Work pressures will ease soon, then tighten thereafter. You are headed in a new direction that will take you new places.  Buckle up.  A business associate may try to step on your shoes.  Quickly change shoes.

Libra    September 23 — October 22
Great job on cutting expenses; a bill of health is in the mail. Approach everything in the role of peacemaker — but, as always, be prepared to strike first. The purple haze you’ve been in will burn off if you give it time.  Go and experience this.

Scorpio    October 23 — November 21
Rock the boat, but don’t tip it over.  Smooth sailing.  You and your partner need to talk — before the sore develops into gangrene.  Propose a walk or take a hike. Someone out there is trying to self-sabotage you.

Sagitarius    November 22 — December 21
Your cash flow worries should ease up in 2010. But the good news right now is that if you’ve gained weight, you won’t be motivated to lose it at this time.  So don’t worry about that. Drop the grudge, keep the house.  Time to clean the garage and go lean.

Capricorn    December 22 — January 19
Avoid impulse buying today (you’ll have your chance tomorrow). Romance is in the air — if you’re not looking for it, consider a gas mask or strong fan. Trust but multiply.  Divide and concur with a significant other.

Aquarius    January 20 — February 18
The end is in sight (but which end exactly is up to you).  Get a pair of glasses or check your eyesight.  Life is like tennis: avoiding faults, experiencing love periodically and going for winners.

Pisces    February 19 — March 20
Follow the money to the honey.  Consult a GPS tracker to coordinate your life.  Ask your boss for a raise, but don’t be surprised if he laughs. Pay more attention to your spleen, and rewards will come from it. An African-American man will figure prominently in your life in the coming year.