In addition to some items on this page, don't
miss our budding LALA Times / Cafe Press online store. Be the
first on your block or at the office to get an official LALA Times
coffee mug, hat, mousepad, clock, bumper sticker -- whatever.
You can also score a trendy "Buddha's Gym" t-shirt or
a timely "West Coast Secession" sweat shirt. Hurry,
before it's too late! Visit the store by clicking here
or on any of the items above...
Featured Items from our Contributors:
Check out contributor Randy Gold's
featuring such items as:
Order a dozen of these timely cards and mail them
out to friends. (for inquiries, double-click on photos to visit
Randy's site or jot an email to: firstname.lastname@example.org)
Also, check out humorist Brad Schreiber's books:
What Are You Laughing At?: How to Write Funny Screenplays,
Stories & More
Featured items from our Affiliates
Fungus Among Us Mushroom
These kits are great fun. They're sent through the mail,
and when they arrive you cut a few holes in the plastic wrapping,
spray some water onto the blob inside, put it all in a dark place
and practically overnight it sprouts edible mushrooms (e.g. Shiitake,
Oyster, Lion's Mane) that you can cook with.
Bonsai Potato Kit
The mini kit includes pruning
shears, tweezers, a state of the art, mini replica of an ancient
version of an actual Bonsai Potato altar, and a hilarious 32 page
book explaining the rich tradition of the art of the Bonsai Potato®.
A clever idea that just keeps
getting better. These sarcastic line of products make for hours
of online surfing and fine gifts for the grouch in the family.
"Whether you're a pessimist, underachiever or a chronic failure,
I personally offer my unconditional* guarantee that Demotivators®
will truly inspire you to new lows! E.L. Kersten, Ph.D. Founder