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Below are some fun, quirky events happening in and around Southern California. Keep your eyes peeled for future listings and outings — and send us a note if you know of a noteworthy event:

Museum of Juraissic Technology. If you haven't yet seen this quirky little gem in Culver City, rush on over and check it out. mjt.org.

Kayaking.  Whales and sea caves are just a stone's throw away — but don't really throw anything — at the Channel Islands. Try Condor Express, in the Santa Barbara harbor: condorcruises.com. Or, for a more sporty excursion, try kayaking with Paddle Sports of Santa Barbara: kayaksb.com.

Tiki Drive-In. Take a lover or a group out for a quintessential California experience. The Vineland Theatre is in the town of Industry. drive-ins.com/theater/catvine.









 


 
 

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