boulderdash n: a road game played by California drivers during the wet season <Penelope called her friend to tell her about the ~ that was already underway along Pacific Coast Highway.> -more-

 
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Michael Jackson to Build
Amusement Park Near Prison

Buddha's Gym:
Becoming One With Any Body

Bush Declares California
"Disaster Area—In General"

Tongue Tattoos: New Fad

Lakers Sign Fetus

Beverly Hills Morgue
Offers Herbal Body Wraps

 
 
Sports

Kitesurfer Disappears Into
Oblivion

VENTURA COUNTY — An avid kitesurfer, Win Lexel, disappeared yesterday at a popular spot near the county line. Weather reports recorded unusually strong, gusting winds of up to 95 m.p.h.

 

 

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UP...: Lexel hits a wave.
...UP...: Lexel catches some air.
...AND AWAY!: Bye, bye, Lexel.

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