Mr. Smith Goes To Washington
Devoid of viable candidates, Democrats
used stem cell research to create the perfect 'stem cell' candidate,
who will run for president in 2008. Top-secret research gives
new meaning to political science.
By George Wolfe
To grow the perfect candidate via political science, follow
these basic ingredients and steps:
* In light of former President Clinton's affairs, it was felt
that genitalia would only lead to trouble for the candidate.