VAN NUYS — As humans age they lose the ability and often the interest in sexual relations, and the same now seems to be true for our animal friends. The porn industry has wasted little time in answering to the demand in this hot new market.  

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 "I had one hell of a time getting her to wear those fishnet stockings!'
    -- Dr. Foster Grant, DVM

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 Dr. Foster Grant, DVM, a veterinarian who specializes in senior feline sexual dysfunction, has teamed up with a renowned porn director to help make his patients "frisky."  Grant is using young cat sex videos — “kitty porn,” he wryly notes — to get his male patients excited, and he's also getting some animal rights excited, too.
 
 One of Dr. Grant's cat actresses, Mary Pussé (aka “Puss in Boots”), is especially popular.   Speaking from the set of his latest pic, Nine Sex Lives, the vet-turned-director reminisced about his difficult first attempts to alter Mary’s image. "I had one hell of a time getting her to wear those fishnet stockings. She kept biting them off. It wasn’t until I laced them with cat nip that she finally relaxed into the role." 
 
 Grant has produced twenty such videos and has ten more slated for this year. Among the upcoming titles are Meow Mix It Up, The Lionizer, In the Litter Box and Fur Balls II.
 
 And now preservationists are approaching the successful director to enlist his services in the production of porn videos geared toward ramping up the virility of endangered species such as pandas, manatees, desert tortoises, California condors, pygmy owls and shortnosed sturgeon.